Anna Nicole Smith - Secrets 4 Sale

Pol' Atteu and Patrik Simpson in one breath are claiming to be her "best friends" being at her side thru "every aspect of her life". The claim to know her darkest secrets and are willing them to sell them to you for $24.95. And because they are so nice, the are willing to sell you an autographed copy of their crap for $50. Gee....Aren't they swell?